Monday, 4 August 2014

Guardians of the Galaxy review


There’s something delightfully familiar about The Guardians of the Galaxy - that wacky combination of humour and action within a setting that feels dense.

Marvel’s newest outing opts to expand the universe, showing the audience that there’s more than just the Asguardians, frost giants and giant purple men in gold armour running around space.


Peter Quill (Chris Pratt) was abducted from Earth by a bunch of space pirates when he was just a kid.

While the story of a young boy growing up on a spaceship full of mercenaries and discovering a weird, wonderful universe would be an entertaining one, the film decides to pick up 25 years later.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo." Star-Lord, 2014

Saturday, 19 April 2014

The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Rise of Electro


Every comic book movie faces the same challenge when going up on the big screen, to stay faithful to the original comic or to appeal to the sensibilities of modern cinema, and The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Rise of Electro comes up firmly on the side of the comic books.

While the original Amazing Spider-Man faltered, not quite finding the right balance between its origins and the "realistic" stories current cinema seems to be enamored with, this film is much more successful in establishing tone.



TAS:ROE picks up roughly a year or so after the last film, with Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield) fighting street thugs and Russian mobsters while graduating from his final year of high-school.

Luckily the film skips right to the graduation because watching Peter Parker doing his juggling act of school/personal life/superherodom yet again is probably more than the audience would have been able to take.

Insert "catching the bus" pun here.

Wednesday, 2 April 2014

Captain America: The Winter Soldier



Well here we are again folks.

Marvel is back at it again, trotting out their newest addition to the second-wave Avengers films with Captain America: The Winter Soldier – and I’m back at it again writing reviews. Hoorays all around!

Steve Rogers aka Captain America (Chris Evans) is working as an agent of Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division (S.H.I.E.L.D) protecting the US from terrorists, pirates, and probably a whole host of other nasty things.

Protecting America from THIS ONE GUY.
While his super-soldier abilities make him a perfect storm trooper, Rogers’ ideals and moral code don’t sit well with the covert operations that frequently undertakes.

After a botched mission, Rogers finds himself questioning whether or not he wants to continue serving as an agent of the state under S.H.I.E.L.D director Nick Fury (Samuel L Jackson).

Unfortunately this moral crisis comes at a terrible time when he suddenly finds S.H.I.E.L.D under attack from an unknown source.


Friday, 27 December 2013

The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug


It was a monumental relief to see The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug was a much better movie than its predecessor. That being said, it is a surreal movie, which is a strange thing to say when talking about a bunch of short bearded men going off to fight a dragon.

The newest addition to the LOTR series, which can be now abbreviated to the ridiculous LOTR:TH:TDOS (which sounds like an elven name), picks up not long after the first Hobbit film ended. Would-be dwarven king Thorin (Richard Armitage), his band of misfit dwarven companions and increasingly out-of-his-depth Hobbit Bilbo Baggins (Martin Freeman) continue on their way to the reclaim the lost mountain kingdom of Erebor from a dragon.


Wednesday, 18 December 2013

American Hustle


If you're anything like me, American Hustle is not the movie you were expecting.

That's not to say it's a bad movie. It's actually quite a good movie with a great cast and a pretty engaging story.

The trouble is, it's billed as basically Ocean's Eleven but set in the 70s. Woooooah, look out, Christian Bale is wearing a hairpiece. Wooooooah, Bradley Cooper has a perm. Lololol.



The reality is that it's closer to a flick called The Bank Job that was released a couple years back. But seeing as nobody actually remembers that movie, this was kind of a dumb point to make.

Tuesday, 26 November 2013

The Day of the Doctor


The 50th Anniversary Special of Doctor Who was an episode of two halves - one was a fairly standard romp with shape-shifting aliens invading from the Elizabethan-era...the other was a monumental tying up of loose ends and creating story hooks with one of the most popular Doctors of all time.

The Day of the Doctor focuses on three incarnations of the Doctor. Matt Smith, the current Doctor. David Tennant, the previous incarnation. And John Hurt, the "lost" in carnation - the War Doctor.

Monday, 25 November 2013

The Hunger Games: Catching Fire


Get ready to bleak it up once again as some teenagers are forced to commit mass murder!


This time, however, the two surviving teenagers from the first movie have to mass murder a bunch of experienced mass murderers instead.

Isn't the "young adult" genre fun?



Catching Fire picks up almost immediately after the end of the first Hunger Games film and spends very little time rehashing or recapping - if you've forgotten something or are inexplicably starting the series at the second film, you're likely to be extremely lost extremely quickly.

Sunday, 17 November 2013

The Broken Empire series by Mark Lawrence

The Broken Empire Trilogy by Mark Lawrence
I don't think I've come across a series that divided me this much for a long time. I couldn't even finish the first book the first time I picked the series up, but I'm glad I went back and finished the series.

The Broken Empire Trilogy is Prince of Thorns, King of Thorns and Emperor of Thorns and follows the story of ruthless aristocrat Jorg Ancrath and his quest to become emperor.

Winner of Worst Gallant Prince Award: Jorg Ancrath.
Art by Kim Kincaid at The Twirling Dragon blog.

Tuesday, 12 November 2013

The Butler


The cynic in me says the historical drama The Butler with a cast that must have cost a pretty penny (and several ugly ones) is pure, unadulterated Oscar Bait.

Starring Forest Whitaker, The Butler follows the life of Cecil Gaines, an African American doorman, barman and eventually butler to several Presidents of the United States of America.

Sunday, 10 November 2013

Thor: The Dark World


Out of all the Avengers I think Thor probably has to be my favourite, which is why I was so excited to see the big beardy hammerman get a sequel.

Thor: The Dark World follows directly from The Avengers and beardface's first film, with Thor (Chris Hemsworth) crusading around outer space/the Nine Realms cleaning up after his brother Loki's (Tom Hiddleston) mess.

For those not in the know (which is weird. Who goes to see the sequel of two separate movie franchises without seeing both said movies?) Thor was forced to destroy the main mode of transportation around the Nine Realms at the end of the first Thor film.

Thursday, 10 October 2013

Avatar: Legend of Korra. Book two: Spirits

I did a review the Nickelodeon's Avatar series a couple of months back saying I was quite excited for the second season of their "Legend of Korra" series.

So far there have been five episodes released, with the sixth "The Sting," to be released tomorrow.

While I have enjoyed it so far, this second season hasn't quite lived up to my hopes.

The main crux of this season is that while Korra, the 16-year-old reincarnation of the spirit of the earth, has mastered her ability to command classical elements (earth, fire, air, water GO PLANET!), she hasn't really got a hold on her role as the medium between the spirit world and the physical world.

Wednesday, 2 October 2013

Jenny Reads 50 Shades of Grey

Ugh
I think this might be getting a little bit meta. Jenny Trout is an American author who has a long-held frustration with the 50 Shades series by E.L James. So last year, Trout decided to read the first book and recap each chapter.

I'd never read the series myself, but was still curious due to my girlfriend having read all three books. It was about a month ago when I first heard about Trout's blog on Twitter and decided it might be a less painful experience than actually attempting to read 50 Shades of Grey for myself.

So, this is a review of the recap of a series. I guess. Like I said, it's a bit meta.

Tuesday, 1 October 2013

The Great Gatsby: DVD release


First things first, I have a confession to make: I've never read F. Scott Fitzgerald's seminal book. Baz Luhrmann's adaptation of The Great Gatsby was the first time I'd experienced the whole story.

I know, right?
That's not to say I didn't know the narrative or the characters almost intimately. But it's one thing to be told about something, and another to experience it for yourself. And seeing Nick Carraway, Jay Gatsby, and Tom and Daisy Buchanan in glorious 3D was like meeting your friend's friends at an insane party.

"So...How do you know Sanjay?"
"Oh, you're a wanted bootlegger. Cool, cool"
For those of you like me who have never read the book, but also missed out on seeing the theatrical release, The Great Gatsby has been released in the last week.



Wednesday, 21 August 2013

Schedule Slip

I was supposed to write a review today...but then I didn't.

Bad Cameron, bad. Go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.

Maybe don't be so creepy about it, though.
One star.

Hopefully this will convey my feelings.


Monday, 19 August 2013

Welcome To Night Vale


Think of H.P Lovecraft. Think of Stephen King. Think of every creepy conspiracy theory and/or horror story. Put them all together in one small desert town in rural America, and then add one very droll community radio announcer. Congratulations, that's Welcome To Night Vale.

Created by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor, Welcome To Night Vale focuses on the insane amount of insane things that happen in a town insanely accepting of insanity. It's insane. And I'll tell you why.

Cecil Baldwin is the host of a community radio show in the town of Night Vale. His fortnightly slot usually lasts between 20 minutes and half-an-hour. Cecil covers the usual things you'd expect in a community radio broadcast - traffic, community events, sport, the movements of the mysterious hooded figures in the ominous dog park, and the offerings the secret police are planning to leave to appease the perfect form of material terror. You know, the usual.


Friday, 16 August 2013

Elysium


For an original sci-fi blockbuster, you absolutely cannot go past Neill Blomkamp's sophomore flick Elysium.

Set roughly 150 years in the future, Earth has turned into a big smelly dust hole. The natural resources have been used up, there's massive overcrowding, and the poverty line is so high that the only people living above it are in space.

Max (Matt Damon) lives in Los Angeles and dreams of getting into Elysium, the giant orbital station on which the world's elite live.

Problem is, he's an ex-crim who works a factory job, which probably doesn't pay particularly well. Also, he ends up getting a full blast of radiation, which as you know, can seriously put a dent in your five-year plan.

Tuesday, 13 August 2013

Nostalgia Death


There comes a time in everybody's life where they think "hey, I really enjoyed x when I was a kid. I think I'll revisit x as an adult."

For me x represents everything from cartoons like the 90s X-Men Animated Series, to music like Evanescence. (I owned an Evanescence CD when I was younger. Feel free to shun me with the power of a million sons suns. Goddamn it autocorrect.)

No, seriously, I feel ill admitting that.
I gotta go shower or something. Ugh.
Inevitably, however, you will discover one of  the things you used to enjoy as a child is, in fact, a big pile of poo.

I call this feeling "nostalgia death" and it is both a terrible and wonderful thing.


Wednesday, 7 August 2013

The World's End


Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost have gone closer to their roots with their venture, The World's End, than either of their previous entries into the Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy.

The World's End keeps the references to pop culture coming thick and fast while while delivering a slew of laughs wrapped in a narrative inspired by old genre movies.

It's no surprised I loved The World's End, as it has so many similarities to the late 90s sitcom Spaced, which first introduced the world to the combination of Wright, Frost and Pegg.




Sunday, 4 August 2013

Promise of Blood by Brian McClellan

It shames me to admit it, but I go hot and cold on reading.

Sometimes I'll be overwhelmed by the desire to sink myself into the world of a book, which can be much more detailed, intense and better-paced than a video game, movie or TV show. Other times, however, I just can't be bothered doing all the work of creating an entire world in my head.

Strangely, I started reading Promise Of Blood, book one of the Powder Mage trilogy,  in the middle of the former mindset, and ended in the latter.

By all means, this had nothing to do with book. I purchased it just before flying home to Sydney and read more than half of the novel in a single day - but it took about three months to finish the end of the novel because of reasons.

It's an interesting premise that grabbed me from the start. The aristocracy and monarchy of Adro have been dicking around for ages and the recent king is the most inept to date. The military, run by a guy called Tamas, gets the shits and decides to have a massive coup and instate a democracy. To do this he gathers up crooks, the church, scholars and pretty much everyone who isn't high-born.

The thing is, all of this happens before or at the very start of the book. This isn't some novel focusing on a civil war - it does what only a few (that I've seen) and focuses on the aftermath and the power vacuum created by such a coup.

The setting seems to be in a renaissance period (to me, at least). There are swords, robes, poor conditions for the masses and an active aristocracy mixed in with guns and a feeling of technological advancement. McClellan also injects a fantasy element with three distinct classes of "magic" users - but I'll get to that later.

Most of the story revolves around the neighbouring country, Kez, wanting to invade. Before the novel started, the old king had planned to annex the country to Kez, which then would have imposed taxes and disbanded several groups that had formed in Adro in recent years.

Other elements of the story include an investigator called Adamat, who has a literally perfect memory, looking for a traitor in the midst of Tamas' co-conspirators; and Tamas' son Taniel - a fellow military man who is on the front line of royalist insurgency and is essentially his father's dog.

McClellan has introduced three unique forms of magic so far in Promise of Blood. The "Privileged" who manipulate the elements and are treated as rock stars; the "Knacked" who have small talents (infallible memory, the ability to survive without sleep); and "Powder Mages" who can manipulate gunpowder.

The Powder Mages are by far the most interesting of the three groups, which is not to say the other two aren't interesting. Powder Mages can not only ignite gunpowder, they can sense it, use their abilities to "nudge" projectiles, and even snort/ingest the powder to make themselves stronger, faster and more efficient.

The cocaine parallel was very interesting to me, especially when both Taniel and Tamas start to slip into deep powder trances and have withdrawals from overusing, essentially dancing with an overdose.

Pacing-wise, Promise Of Blood keeps things moving constantly, introducing new elements when not throwing the reading into action-heavy sections.

Adamat's traitor mystery was handled very well, with enough intrigue to keep me guessing at the identity of the traitor. Each character he investigates felt distinct, but lacked enough depth to feel like real people rather than mere character devises. Adamat himself also felt strangely blank to me, but there's plenty of development opportunity for future books.

Tamas' storyline was also engaging, focusing on a soldier trying to deal with the pressures of leadership and "ruling" a country under martial law.

Taniel's "adventure," for want of a better word, had the greatest variety of characters. While that kept things interesting for a short amount of time, many of the characters were forgotten or forgettable - there were times when I'd have to look back to find out which characters were which.

All that aside though, it was an enjoyable read and I recommend it to fans of the fantasy genre.

I have high hopes for the next installment of the series and I hope to see other countries explored and the world expanded upon. One thing I dread is to see the book fall too far into "standard fantasy."

Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Hannibal (TV series)


So Bryan Fuller's TV adaptation of a franchise focusing on one of the most famous non-supernatural serial killers in fiction immediately grabbed my attention for several reasons.

NBC's Hannibal introduces Hannibal Lecter, a brilliant psychiatrist, a masterful chef, a sharp mind...and a cunning cannibal.

A warning before you proceed: this review will have some "mature" images from the show. But hey, it's a show about Hannibal "Fava Beans" Lecter, so you probably expected that.